Okay. This works like 5 word story and 3 word story, except that each post is one word more than the one before it.

So, I start with one word. The next person does two words. Then three. Then four. And so on. Of course, we don't want it to get too long. So, once it gets up to 7, the next post is one word again, instead of 8.

So its: One word, two words, three words, four words, five words, six words, seven words, one word, and so on.

I'll start:

Zhokkleberries...

ate the

(Nice idea, Steaver!  B))

planet Lemsock, because...


(Thanks!)

it was really yummy.

A random moderater grew Marijuana...

on the dark farms of crawdads.

G3K studied for a 2+2=4 maths assignment.


(Remember. This is 7 words, so next post is one word.)

It

(I knew you would remind us!  :D)

sucked snails.

(Yep. Only the first time though. :P)

They tasted like

(Where did you get that idea from?)

retarded chickens and streetlights.

(Which idea? Extra Word Story? From my head :P)

Suddenly, the year became 9018.

(Wow...)

A loser bought $959 of Zhokkleberries.

The loser then got the seeds out

from

the ancient

ones, because they

had way too many

unused explosive devices stored in

hell. Zhii'kju was a lemming with....

not yet known abilities. All he know

is recorded on a scroll.it's in the temple,

of

the Nali

and many more

(EDIT: That post before the one word was 9 words, it was supposed to just be one! Try not to do this again! Remember - after 7 words, the next post is 1 word. apart from that, each post is 1 word more than the one before it)

other strange species. The

ajkyontchu is a breed of...

purple marauding hellhounds which came from

a retard's head. "Retards, is it?" yelled

Tulak

Horde. "How

d'ya get my...

drift?" asked a hedgehog.

"No." interupted a wandering zombi.

"You no make sense," snarled the

clone of Lem'ka, while eating Lemeri clones.

(Reminder - next post is one word! The person slipped up... last time, was it?... so I'm reminding you.)

Thingamajigs

butchered somebody

while eating zhokkleberries.

"Zhokkleberries suck!" said JOoeoooooooohi.imadoofusderrr...r..........

and his brother, Kizmai Yarse.

What on earth is a zhokkleberry?

Asked a passing anthropomorphic winged bobcat creature.

Rats

ate my

pet rat, or

have I just gone

to Number 2, Sturges Road?

Where the heck is Sturges road?

Asked a nearby Platypus, who was eating

. It

called upon

several kinds of

unusually large, green vegetables

which were eaten by Joe,

Who, in turn, was eaten by

a new age retro hippy called Bob


<go EarthBound! :P>

, who

had grey

streaks of hair.

He also wore a

Nice, new gray suit, which

had slime all over it. He

decided to clean his suit by rubbing

his

cat with

a fur coat

. This was how he

worked out that some random

Pole had made off with his

little ugly ring. Unforunately he randomly sneezed.

This

randomly caused

some random event

to unexpectedly happen. Screaming

people ran away from eggs

that smelled horrid because of Melman.

The universe imploded due to some cheese

and

the core

turned into some

fudgey, chocolatey ice cream.

How this happened is unknown.

So he ate pie, and said

EDIT: Whoops, this isn't the Five Word thread! X_X

"ECCH! This pie tastes like a spider!"

What

will happen

next is unclear,

so the ice cream

decided to go and do

The locomotion on a computer monitor.

But the computer monitor showed nonsense words

and

this was

very impossible to

decipher. Fortunately, several trained

combatants used their combined strength

to knock down all the computers.

Unfortunately, Bill Gates programmed computers to fight...

those

hideously mutated

kung fu gerbils,

which were revealed as

secret agents of Tony Blair.

Indeed, the computers won. Bill Gates

decided to donate his wealth to Oxfam.

Many

Oxfam employees

discovered that they

had been eating some

rabbits, snails, frog legs, and

a large blob of radioactive slime

and a nice helping of roasted smiley.

Henceforth

they decided

to play hangman

and actually hang people.

Many people were hung

by the wang, but some were

butchered, mutilated and then hung. There was

a

bad case

of the wangs...

{Shut it, Sunrise. You're getting on my nerves}

. Also, flying scissors were

laying on my desk, before

they started cutting yellow paper.

This, of course, meant that the...

scissors were doomed to a twisted existance

"PWNED!"

The scissors

randomly exploded because

there were too many

bombs, bubbles, clowns, computers, chemicals,

chili dogs, mustard dogs and snocones.

Phoebe Buffay suddenly sang "Smelly Cat" at

stinky

fish men.

They wore hats.

They booed at Phoebe's

dog, who tried to replace

Phoebe. Elle Driver popped out of

a cigarette pack. This caused much commotion.

Elle

didn't exist.

Because of Phoebe's

tendancy to not exist,

she disappeared. Extinction is beginning.

This lasted for ninety six days.

What happened next was that the world

farted.

It stunk.

It REALLY stunk.

In fact, the solar

system had to cover it's...

planets from further stinkiness. Pluto, however,

was far enough away to avoid the

impact

asteroid field

which was the

easiest target for the

armored star destroyer that was

mentally challenged in many different ways.

It was very, very, very, very crazy.

Coincidentally

it shook

the foundations of

the ship and the

surrounding support vessels. Somehow they

melted for no reason at all.

The wretched lifeforms aboard died in agony.

"Uh-oh!"

they exclaimed.

"Goodbye...all of

the goatse fans died.

And so will we. Bye."

All bases are belong to us.

While all other ships started to explode.

Crazy...

hedgehogs and

the crazy frog...

roamed the whole universe.

Before exploding in a bloody

ending, 1,000,000 lemmings filled the place.

This was not cool, because you touch...

When they died blood spattered everywhere, dripping

one

drop at

1, 2, 3,

the ugly ones

repulsive visages. They protested,

but the smileys appeared and

laughingly declared they would make everything

end.

And so

it's too bad

that they were correct.

An hour passed with mayhem

and the agony of lost souls

dsappeared. Soon, all remained was a black

void.

Seven snails...

transformed into staplers.

They were used as

bait for the unnecessary enemies.

The enemies were not morons, so

the enemies ate up the stapler snails.

Apparently

one enemy

was indeed a

moron, so he told

[edit]TOTPD! Yey![/edit]

everyone that gnawing on steel

could potentially cause minor tobacco addictions.

It was, therefore, outlawed. The penalty was

a

slow death.

A slow burn

and months without food.

The loser ended up in

hell, but didn't always have torture...

. Instead, devils kept dancing and scaring him.

Hypochlorosturgenuraniumate

, a substance,

was very gay.

It made people gay.

Especially people who ate it.

The substance had disguised itself as

a lemmings level, but it wasn't hard.

Because

you touch

just one teleporter

to initiate the sequence...

of solving the level instantly.

New levels were discovered every day.

They appeared in Cheapo in new packs.

CustLemm...

was then

permanently corrupted. Uh-oh!

But no-one cared, because...

everyone had turned against Custlemm.

This was good, because CustLemm sucked.

It sucked so much it became extinct.

13847148375248974892389423689527348937289423478913341894713

killed Custlemm.

This meant that...

Cheapo is the best!

Which was very true, until...

Custlemm fans got very angry at

Peter Spada for creating Cheapo. This lead...

to

an invasion...

in the program.

This annoyed many farts.

Fortunately Cheapo killed all Custlemm...

levels except "This Time We Brought

30 More," which was only the good

level

in the

entire CustLemm universe.

Custlemm fans were angrier

than thirty two electrocuted ducks.

They kept posting in a topic

about fried elephants and dingo maniac ducks.

Chickens

ate lemmings.

Then stopped existing.

In the Level Pack

, there were ten various levels.

each of them with a glitch.

Or in some cases, with a goat.

"Oh!"

said this...

annoying Custlemm level,

and then it died.

People posted in Custlemm topics,

and got banned. Why? Because they...

continously criticized Cheapo. All Custlemm-related topics were

DELETE'd.

Which was

not a poop.

Meanwhile, JM level paks

were getting posted all over

me! Get The posts off me!