you all know the drill...

"The little Lemmings went to...

...tumble_weed, because he was spamming...  ;D

then T_W petted their heads.

Which they thought was quite...

interesting, and so they threw

there arms right after it.

The new lack of arms

caused heavily problems with the

effectiveness of their exploits. Then

...Andi added some smilies.  :D Everyone....

waited for mention of streetlights. {EOS}

None came. All were glad.

But then a streetlight appeared. {EOS}

Lemmy gave it a kick. This

caused it to mega-multiply. "What?"...

lemmy said "i've tasted better"...

O_o O_o(as in, " i've tasted better streetlights"

after eating a poisoned streetlight. {EOS}

Since it was poisoned, he

...lost 5HP for every step...

and eventually got to -10.

He turned green and puked.

And then he died. However,

...he had earned a 1-Up...

so it was possible for

him to die once only.

But his brother was very...

wicked and took the 1-up.

This caused Lemmy to fart. {EOS}

"Oh my god!" said Lemmy.

Then his god appeared. Andi...

showed Lemmy a video of

"How to piss 'a-specific-person' off".

Then, Lemmy pissed someone off.

it worked.4 lightbulbs said

: "No more bad words, please!"

Bad word armies attacked IceEagle. {EOS}

Lemmy just sat and watched.

Bill Gates mutated to a/an

Monster who hunted for Linux.

Meanwhile, the badwords PWNED IceEagle.

Lemmy became The Slayer. This

meant nothing when he mined. {EOS}

Tux ran over Lemmy. "Help!"

(BTW, Tux is the linux penguin)

Lemmy screamed, and fell through

. IceEagle came here and said:

"Is it possible to stop this story and pass it to another one? It's not a story, it's DEATH!!!"

(No really. From now on, let's not make bad happenings to other members, especially when it's death.)

In a way you are right. But it's fun. :D

[I never make bad things happen to other members. Just Lemmy. Lemmy is not a member of this forum, as far as I know. Lemmy is a character in the story, so he can die and have horrible things happen to him, right? :P]

a trap door. It was

the portal to "Save Me."

But "Save Me" didn't exist...

so he had to go

somewhere else instead. He went

to "We All Fall Down."

Lemmy had no digger skill,...

so he passed by cheating.

He cracked up about it.

Then someone shackled that...Lemmy!

huh?

Lemmy got PWN'd by Lemeri...

which gave him an allergy.

Lem'ka attempted to kill Lemeri...

[How many times do I have to say this? Stop making other people do things!]

which worked. Blood everywhere. Then...

Lemeri, being of the undying,

could not die. Lemmy killed

[Edit - I thought Lemeri wrote Lemmy :P]

the great dragon Igackdl'tark, a

a fearsome black wyrm t'was.

(a a fearsome black wyrm t'was? That's not sense!)

"A a" is really nonsense.

It really stinks a lot.

It stinks cause Lemmmy farted.

Lemmy noticed a black hole.

He promptly stuck his head...

in it and suddenly he

shouted: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!" Then he coughed.

Then 2+2 changed to Sharks. {EOS}

So a band of frost...

giants threw stones at Lemmy.

A man named broken Khree...

broke Lemmy's leg. Lemmy hated

the evil monk for the

broken limb. He roared loudly.

"Shut it!" Khree bellowed, and

slapped Lemmy across the face.

Lemmy didn't like that. "I'm...

getting angry at you, Khree!"

said a broken hose bottle.

"What are you doing here?"

a retarded chicken asked Lemmy.

Lemmy killed it wrathfully, then

Obould-who-was Gruumsh killed

Lemmy, but he once again

returned, to live again. CAPTAIN-

he was cut off. Lemmy

wished for some red bones.

They strangled Lemmy. The end...

...would most likely never come.

A blue dragon came and...

turned into a red dragon. {EOS}

It shot out blue flames...

which made the flowers growing.


This is the 1000^th post in this forum!
:party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

Then it's party time! WOHOO!!!

"This is my dog," said

a robot called Bob. He...

through the dog towards Lemmy.

Lemmy stomped on the dog.

With a sickening crack, it

exploded, and out of it...

crawled a battered and torn

Lemming. It was the evil...

Lemkoo! All were horrified! And

soon dead. This was sad.

very sad.several pickles said,

"Eat me! EEEAAAAT MEEEE!" and

they got their pathetic wish.

"That was good" Garl remarked.

"Very good indeed!" Then they...

started to jump around in

paper sacks full of water.

And a fluid container! EEW!!!

But none prevailed. So instead,

they swam to the bottomless...

(Louise...is that avatar...really you?)

pool of magma. This made...

quite an impression. Nobody knew...

(Ice_Eagle...no it isn't...why the dot-dot-dots? It's one I found on google, and looks weird anyway because the forum put it out of shape! I'll eventually have a better one up, when I get/make/find one.)

what a Synracan'scraton was, so

there was much confused frustration.

"Frools!" the Synracan'scraton cried "I-

am dying today!" they were

bemused by a color. It

sparkled oddly and hypnotised them.

"Wha-" the Synracan'scraton wondered. Then

it died in a heap.

There was a party. Everyone

wore black and screamed insults.

Everyone still enjoyed Gothcon 04.

Pieces of dust moved 0.000000000000000000000175".

This annoyed people. They gunned

They were centimetres from oblivion. {EOS}

That doesn't work, Steaver.

down everyone in site. Then

We must have posted at the same time.

If you swap the order, it works fine.

little green people down. But

they also returned to live

again. This made even more

sense once they saw that

they were really annoying us!

So the police stopped the

car that was exploding

from hitting the fence. But

several drawers fell out of

the trunk, in which was

lots and lots of cash

"Hey!" the police yelled, and

killed a bee that got

cought in their guns. The

guns then turned into honey.

honey tastes sweet so several

dogs ate the guns. The

dim radioactive slugde pickle

killed the driver and the

steering wheel turned on it's

Z axis. This weirded a

Dumb_lem, that was four words!

lot of people. They mutated...

pickle out of his mind

and into a little grape.

That ate a shelf in

the Mediterranian sea. "Tasty!" said...

so they sold it. it

("Tasty!" said so they sold it on? Dumb_lem! Please modify your last post!)

sold badly. very badly. stock

it all on a lot...

is very poor advice. Nobody

likes a zombie, except for

...necrophiliacs, whose attraction scares me.

They like them too much.

But one day a Zombie

stalked out of a cupboard

in the house of a

rich man. He did not

kill Saablic Tan that day.

He killed him later. The

red wizard died. Later that

day, the forgotten zombie did

not take a shower. He

smelled like a lemming. WEIRD!

But that wasn't half of

the smell. That half smells...

much worse. But never mind,

the retarded chickens will survive. {EOS}

Except for the atom bomb.

Which, of course, is not

being built for that purpose,

But it caused a global

nuclear fallout that killed them.

Why? Because DeadLemming2004 tampered it.

Alas, it killed him also.

Or would have, but he

executed a daring backwards leap.

Into the stasis chamber. So

he was frozen in time.

And so was Xan Kriegor.

Mortimer McMire mocked them. Then

Xan killed McMire after breaking

the speed limit. Sirens squaked,

and a car ran over

a Lemming crossing the street.

The driver jumped out, and

got bloodshed. Blue blood came

pouring out from under the

edge of the sofa. Everyone

was fascinated by it. They

started to laugh at the

bleeding driver, who saw a...

...brand new Ford Fiesta idling...

the bleeding driver. But then...

he realised it was too

much trouble to save himself.

So he decided to suicide.

//edit: OMG! What a scary story! XD

He failed, so the law

arrested him. For 90 years...

he rotted in prison. Then

he became an ancient fossil.  :P

He was dug up millions

of seconds later. They threw

pitch on his grave until

his decaying skeleton emerged from

the ashes of success. Bunnies

bit the heads of many

small and strange looking frogs.

edit by admin
Watch your words!

The dead man staggered off.

He soon got bloodshed! Whoa!

Then he fell in a

hole full of korma. Then...

He died. For real now.

A zombie-who-is-so-ugly-and-repulsive-as-an-olive-that-everyone-died appeared and killed...

(That's five words, okay?)

That's not really 5 words, but anyway....

...the first one he saw.

(Yes it is! Due to the use of hyphen, that's five words. Btw, it's That's, not That'.)

The one he killed was...

Ooops. ;P But we shouldn't use that hyphen-stuff.

... the minister of glory. He

then ate a slimy donut.  ;P

The conversation turned ugly. The

stories turned ugly, too.  ;P Then...

the 'Lemmings Universe(/Forums)' crew decided

to make the discussion board...

looking more like a beautiful

place to discuss lots of...

social issues involving retarded chickens....

, streetlights, donuts, chain-posters, stories, and...

selfdestructing bridges over acid rivers. {EOS}

And game-over screens that we...

would always see G3K getting. {EOS}

One from Sonic Advance, one...

...which hated cliches a lot...

, one from Eye Toy: Groove,

(You know that game, don't you?)

and one from Fury 3x.

The worst of the lot.

In the museum were game-over...

signs that said that there

are people who are very...

dedicated to their work. Masses

of game-over-screens were very magnificent.

Eventually the people grew tired

of the five word story.

So they held a public

execution, and blood flowed everywhere.

Then Ynmel licked all blood...  ;P

off the stage, and a

cow tried to smell Ynmel.

The public killed them both.

But then Starfox and Zelda...

had a dreadful feast with

the remains of the deceased.

"These remians suck" Starfox declared.

"Food and blood!" he added.

"The food of kings!" They

chorused, slamming their mugs down.

So then they all left.

The corpses of the dead

were piled high that day.

And banners flew from turrets

then flew into Zelda's face.

Zelda fell off the turret.

Then she broke all of...

the bones in her body.

"Euyuch!" she exclaimed. "I'm squishy!"  

Then she became a jellyfish.

She got caught and eaten

by a ravenous purple squid.

It was the end. A

Vorticon Mothership loomed over the

Earth, and rained death, in

large quantities of uranium. Unfortunately,

the planet blew up, killing

all lifeforms residing upon it.

"Your time is done, primates!"

said a Pokemon named Rayquaza.

Who was really a Doppleganger,

and throttled the being known

as Harley 'The Mag-GOT' Johnson,

the meanest one on Earth.

They partied on his grave.

But then the ghost killed

them, ripping apart many of

their flesh, spleen, ribs, heart,

and discovered the lungs were

very stinky as a boot.

A talking meat loaf killed

a ketchup bottle, which resulted

to weird, gross stuff that

kicked the rat that ate

the organs on the dirt.

And the blood cakes. YUCK!!!!!

Then Jimmy McLemming came and

swept them all away. Rain

...poured down for a minute...

, and when it was gone,

there was only grim desolation.

Someone made "Oblivion Xtreme", which...

hurt like anything. The surviving

lemmings have lots of forgetfulness.

A mad car driver died.

He died of a disease.

He died in the mud.

A mud of oblivion, that

engulfed his soul in evil.

He was a virus now.

Hated and feared by all.

His name was Dr. Robotnik.

Sonic The Hedgehog destoyed him.

And Tails and Knuckles, too.

Tails and Knuckles were destroyed.

They couldn't hide glittery puddings.

The puddings were made from

The bodies of dead lemmings.

And Tails and Knuckles, too.

Some Nali ate it. It

tasted like korma. Then Nali

they also died. it was

a horrible experience to see.

people cheered for the tragedy.

Except a girl named Hecate.

who was walking backwards to

absorb sorrow and pain from

a post off between ice_eagle

(DUMB LEM!!!!)

. So then Hecate used magic

(whaddid i do?)


to destroy the sith.they

(You put my name in the story. Please! No members in the story!)

laughed at Hecate for doing

this was supposed to be like the magic wars and lemmings story,


three vercingetorixs marched to troy

(This is the 5 word story, not the magic wars or lemmings story!)

. Hecate then absorbed pain and

(oops) X_X

three castles fell at once.

Then Hecate got squished and

(yer fast)

all the people bought carbon

(you too!  ;))

monoxide containers, then suddenly died.  :D

(tanx)
the carbon was poisoned so

(Thanks, too!)

then Hecate was revived, because

yer welc

the people were afraid because

(You too!  :D :D :D)

of Hecate, who used magic

tanx


the people hated magic for

(You're welcome! That's enough, okay!  :D)

the ugliest fairies on earth.

k

the fairies flew to mars.

But then they all died.

cheaters didn't like that so

they all revived the fairies.

and they came back from

came back from mars, so

people rejoiced by eating slugs

They tasted like Earthworm Jim.  :D

The people died of it.

Earthworm Jim fell and splatted.

Then Overall man Mario appeared.

And he fell and splatted,

And his overalls were soon

covered with his own blood.

His head was smashed like

a bowl of eggs. The

spleen, heart, brain, eyes, ribs,

are the same. The brain

however, was lookin' really odd.

A couple of guys bought

a sharpened, metal trowel to

dig in the stinkiest ground.

Overall Man Mario became undead.

And he terrorized the public.

By using his ugly overalls,

to trip them up, and

force them to wear them.

Commander keen showed up, and

ripped out Mario's ugly overalls.  :D ;P

"Die, Captain Keen!" Mario sneered.

But then Mario farted loud.

He crushed Commander Keen's face.

Then he kissed his overalls.

Then the story left Mario,

who kissed his overalls everytime.

A big 'ol pie fell

on his overalls. Then a

Semi truck hit him. Bang.

KABOOM!!! Then Luigi appeared and

died horrible. They buried him.

And his ugly overalls, too.

Then they dug a grave.

A grave of Mario's overalls.

For Mario's overalls, that is.

The ghost of Mario's overalls

Left the house of Jack.

Then entered a nerd's house.

Then the sewer man fell

on Luigi's overalls. He puked.

He got the dry heaves.

But then he smashed them.

But that act proved fatal.

It was very, very fatal.

Then Sonic the Hedgehog resigned.

And Miles "Tails" Prower too.

And Knuckles, the feindish dog.

And Shadow the Hedgehog, too.

There was a bloodbath, and

everyone got soaked in blood.

This scared a bunch of

the lemmings that are mellow.

And yellow. They drank blood.

With cocktails. And Martinis. And

the poop of Shrek. Really!

( :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D)

Well, not actually. It was

a bunch of stinky overalls.

Taken from Mario's corpse. But

the overalls smelled like iguanas.

The iguanas smelt like mint.

But not for very long.

They all *beep*ing blew up.

"Really?" asked George W. Bush.

Then a Lemming crossed the

line for tastefulness and logic.

But that lemming sniffed milk.

A piece of dirt died.

but really was never alive

Therefore the dirt was undead.

The dirt got cast in

A thimble that was magical.  (um......don't ask)

It was enchanted to make

a plague sweep the world.

It killed every single being.

And good riddance to them.

They all sucked. But one

such Lemming foresaw his own

death, and walked the land

before the cataclysm. The Lemming

soon was dead. His ghost

founded a club for evil

vampires who all voted to

hang him from the yardarm.

The highest one, of course.

And they did it, too.

Then they had a party.

They got drunk on fine

imported Russian booze. Vodka and

other such things. They also

Danced, for they had 600

hours of nightlife before them.

They emptied their clips, and

sprayed some more lead. Then

all ate deviled ham. It

was such vile slop that

shot it full of lead, untill

the whisky bottles broke and

stabbed itself on the top.

The whisky leaked everywhere, including

the slimiest salad dressing from

Venezuela. The Venezuelens were angry

, so they shouted "You'll pay!"

"Do you accept credit cards?"

"No, I'm sorry. We don't"

"Oblivion express, sir," snarled the

Lemfatal. Her hair suddenly changed

into murderous lizards. It strangled

the credit cards. Soon everyone

was rolling in mud, like

the fifteen giant bouncing aardvarks.

The ants all died of fear.

A new type of life

appeared. They were called post-its.

The Post-its ate all the

pencils. The world was ruined.

But then, cheapie pens appeared!

The pens kissed the teachers.

The students fainted. The principal

just ate a red hotdog.

Suddenly, a talking head rolled

through the open doorway. He

shouted in a great voice

"I will rule the world!!

It fell in the stew.

This caused quite a stir.

A stir which smells gross.

Gross like a cave-man's armpit.

Nemesis and Penance were monsters,

monsters that smelled like trolls.

Zhokkleberry-flavoured shit rained from clouds.

(Censor that word!)

"You broke the rules!" someone

burped, while smelling someone's farts.

It was really, really disgusting.

The losers lost. G3K smelled.

He smelled only 12%. So

the other 88% was arses...

Someone cleaned him, but then

the arses still smelled 88%.

Louise has created a monster.  O_O

It shall destroy all who

fail either English OR Maths.

And those who defy it.

Including the one and only...

atomic super-droid, who in turn

helped people's mums with housework.

Then murdered them slowly, cruelly.

The losers lost. Again. However,

that means nothing to reasonable

numbers of selfish/retarded people from

(Note that selfish/retarded counts as one word due to slash! :P)

a wide variety of inhospitable

hospitals. "Right", Lemmy whispered to....

a big can of wood.

Then he took a fall.

Into the deepest, darkest despair.

Sadly, he never did recover.

Until he found a goldfish...

that showed him the secrets

of Advanced Sweeping. "Interesting idea,"

but not as good as

some I've heard," sneered Lemmy.

Lem'ka bought "Shit On Toast"...

at 'The Salad Bowl' cafe.

"But there are the extraminancelus!"

Fat Mother opened the door.

"OMG! It's all messed up!"

said a retarded chicken. "Oh...

I see you own smeggalinas!

Which was a lie. Theives

sacked Rome in 400 AD.    O_o

They loped away with the

last remaining roman standard.

Centuries later, this was a

environmentally friendly shampoo bottle, which...

was a detriment to all.

Suddenly, a gigantic atomic core

imploded near a little-known planet,

...causing many a corrupted savestate.

This placed Fox at Corneria.

(darn it!)

A competition was being held,

that had people try to...

hurl spears at living targets.

Everyone was a terrible shot.

Some even impaled themselves, so

Frederick Barbarossa led teutonic knights...

around the pits of slaughter.

everyone but slippy laughed. Frederick Barbarossa

had a self destruct sequence.

it didn't work.staples hopped

Over a pit and missed.

It was a gruesome death.

Then all ants killed themselves.

None were greatly saddened, therefore

2247 species of hymonepteran insects

were destroyed by legions of

nuclear forks.  This caused mass...

hysteria among the decimated population.

Popular sovereignty ensued.  This was

poorly recieved. The angry mob

hurt it self during the rebellion.

Thousands died one bloody night.

The fish eventually dominated earth.

This led to a rebellion.

Control went to the squirrels. X_X

They abused their power. Nothing

ate the tomato, so it...

imploded gruesomely, raining gore everywhere.

Savage Night Creatures invaded earth.

They imposed martial law, decreeing

That Charles II did not...

have mercy for petty criminals.

"BEWARE OF THE FEET".  This

was emblazoned upon the hull

of the Pheonician quadrareme.  Ghosts......

rended their victim's souls so

that the Phoenician empire revived.

And then it fell forever

.  This was good for Italy.

Unfortunately, someone started the nuclear

toximbom, which ended in stalemate.

The sun imploded, casually snuffing

half the known universe out.

Smilies attacked nothingness  :devil: :devil:

Then they managed to take

down Baron Manfred Von Richtofen.

Then someone looked up Goatse...

and ate the reply button!!!  O_o

Of your remote control to

Bob's house.  The dynamite exploded

and took the top half

of his head clean off.

Blood and gore spurted everywhere.

"DOWN WITH THE WORLD!" A

mutated lemming cried. Mole rats

were eating Sartor.  Keanor fell!!!

"Surprise..." a Darkfriend laughed into

a box of donuts.  The.........

The donut box ate him.

Shortly after, they were chased...

into a hole full of

the tortured dead. Bizarre monstrosities

ate Malon.  They were applauded.

The wombat of Seville kicked

the ICBM, which caused explosion!

Explosions cause rubble. Rubbles causes

Death and Suffocation, this causes

carnage; food for the vultures. :D

There were excessive man-eating donuts.

But the men ate donuts.

So Finland made more donuts,

and so did Saudi Arabia

which turned very bright blue

then pink, black, and red

.  There were too many Arbalests.

And quite a few trebuchets.

Which is also why parrots

are called budgies. A parrot/budgie

ate the trebuchets from before!

[My 50th post! :party: ]


The odd lack of trebuchets

...opened up a niche for...

the Korean Market to sell

...nuclear homing parrots to the ...

the teutonic knights!  Oh no!

A n00b appeared. He/she liked...

...hyphenating words to sneak extra...

cookies into the glass jar.

Seiko was amazed to find

mutated parrots clawing at the

D sign of the shirt

that had donuts.  Too many...

traces of deadly poison in

The bottle of juice caused

the unlamented, untimely death of

Bob.  His family was devestated.

A wolf ate thirty five

pigs, then thirty five donuts.

He discovered he prefered donuts.

So thats it? someone asked

Bob.  "Actually yes"

He replied. A sign read

"This Sign has sharp edges!"

"Oh bother it!!!" said sd;ljasd;fj.

Sd;ljasd;fj is a computer program
(I hate those wierd and unusual names Timballisto. :mikeundecided:)

that calculates several thousand equations.

It malfunctioned magnificently, destroying gigabytes

, this formed gigabugs, which was

harmful to the database.  Meanwhile

it eroded the cybernetic memory

.  "Does that even exist?" said

John, who was with his

chicken at the time.  When

the chicken bit its leg

the bird experienced sudden death.

This greatly upset John, who

had to fund the funeral.

John hung himself because of

this. He had no funeral.

The third funeral was a

bad one.  The dead guy

didn't stay dead, although It's

undead hand attempted to throttle

a nearby child, who just

wrote a note to his

pet Rabbit, who was staying

at the funeral.  The zombie

was not as undead as

first thought.  It was ununununundead

which apparently further reduced its

undeadiness. It then became undeadly

to the box store.  "BAD!"

said the Manager, who swiftly

removed the undead guy.  Then

a restraining order was placed

on the dead guy.  He

Killed the computer. Graphics Adaptors

took over the world, after

all. These were dark times

for the people of Nomsyville.

They had to eat peanuts.

Their cats ate their dogs

and their dogs ate rocks!

Thankfully, the dogs choked fatally.

This caused an extreme shortage

of cat food. The cats

started eating other animals, until

they ate poisonous snakes. That

stunted their population growth, with

that, they rebelled.  The dictator

was overthrown, and replaced by

a democracy. The elections made

good use of Postal Ballots.

But not good enough! The

Postal man went Postal and

posted all his complaints to

the nearest post office box.

The post was sorted into

Two boxes; Spam, and Trash.

The spam was burned, the

trash was incinerated, and this

caused an angry face appearance.


>=(

The Smiley was alarmed at

its own appearance!  It changed.

8 |

This didn't affect reality, however.

There were still countless varieties

of superb automatic weapons, relentlessly

fired at poor criminals as

they attempted ducks and rolls.

They didn't survive that attack

and the terrorist threat was

eliminated. Long life to the

Lower class population. They discovered

imperfect cloning methods, creating such

flies that had the ability

to devour flesh, reforming into

a civilization, the flies began

Cloning more, and Rudolph was

considered to be some kind

of large chicken.  This was

very bad for the higher

order of slugs.  They decided

to give him the death.

This was an unattainable target

as cats like to annoy

the much younger generation of

hamsters.  The hamsters ate rocks.

This formed an ancient dust.

It fell in clouds upon

the last day. Millions died.

There was no more left.

And thus it was declared

that dogs should eat monkeys

only on the Feast of

the Mad Hermit. Without doubt,

this was catastrophic. Unknown forces

Tried to taint the touch

(That not too many T's is it? ;P )

of the elven hamburger stand.

(yeah, just one too many T's)

This resulted in The Force

(Tee Hee :D)

getting scrambled up. "Oh no!"

said a nerby impressionist. "Stop

removing garage barriers!" said Jimmy.

Suddenly Jimmy got hurt by

a mysterious green rat, who

ate other mysterious green rats.

Shortly after, there were only

two left.  They fought to

eat the moldy cheese of

Scrumpy Downs, who is angry

over the mess Qixzii, his

one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people

eater.  This was a tuna

fish of great power, it

began to conquer the world.

However, it couldn't take Tibet

because he always rolled ones.


^_^

His opponent always rolled sixes.

The muffin rolled a seven?

, which is impossible. something exploded

outside Outer Outingham. "Ouch" he

said as he banged his

little brother against the wall.

EDIT: I've just changed "on" to "against". Nothing special.

That left some gooey green

volatile substance, which then changed

into a rich man who

ate five pies, which contained

the deadly Chemical X. This

made more pies.  The public

got a lifetime supply of

pies.  "TOO MANY PIES!!!!!!" shouted

The Mayor, who had just

eaten a large blueberry pie.

A chicken was in disguise.

The chicken was eaten by

a rather large bird. Flies

were made by the clouds.

These clouds, made from tiny

water droplets, rained.  Rain's good!

Said a purple frog. Cats

ate the purple frogs.  Grating

cheese damages your arteries. There

are many ways in which

platypusses can eat falling beans.

(story summary coming up)

(I can't get it to work and I'm NOT doing a summary completely by hand! Maybe someone who's a better programmer can isolate all the posts.)

"Want some magic beans?  They're

very tasty." Said a lady

to an inexperienced young boy.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" said the boy.  Dirt

realised that it was treated

like itself. Something died horribly

during that experiment, and many

dirt grains weeped for eternity.

Suddenly there was a huge

earthquake, measuring 9.6 on the

Richter scale. Millions died of

weirdness poisoning, which is why

you must always carry syringes

to inject into bricks.  Heavy

Armoury can also have this

(WOOHOO!:party: Crack open the Champagne, I've reached the big 500! :D)

technical problem in paint 2.

(Imagine that.  Paint 2?  (laughing))

Cream cheese attacked people's sandwiches




(I think a decent summary of this is 'Randomness'. ;P)

and was defeated by mustard

. This caused a catsup uprisal

which made too many bukcets.

"That's 'Buckets'" Mustard corrected, "you

freaking moron!"  Well then we

exploded. Instantly a cow transofogipolliwogamushified

into a bull, it became

a really, really confused bull

who had eaten a pig.

Pigs hate pork pies because

they could be eating their

own bodies, which tasted weird.

Was this worse than cannibalism?

Well, no. It's roughly the

equivalent of a bad hamburger.

And so, comforted by that

the pigs started eating themselves.

They weren't all that smart.

Lord Voldemort arrived and ate

stupidity.  He became stupid.  "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh..."

Harry Potter laughed out loud.

Some person got a cold.

That person was Draco Malfoy.

He held a contest of

who could drown the fastest.

The contestants were: Professor Snape,

Some other Dude, and a

bright purple cow called Fhqwhgads.

Obviously, Fhqwhgads won, and so

He tripped over himself happily!

Snape was really angry, so

he decided to go on

and trap Fhqwhgads. Unfortunately, he

Stumbled across a mine field.

His head a splode. Many

ugly boys had appeared. Suddenly,

someone made hot chocolate which

was rather hot and chocolatey

and smothered with many marshmallows.

His cat found it delicious,

so he fed it more

and more of the delicious

drink. It inflated and

grew a basket between its

Thighs. This puzzled many, and

few thought this was a

wierd thing to think about.

Others thought this was funny.

So they were arrested for...

imitating the cat. "NO!!!!" they

shouted, as they were dragged

Into the depths of Atlantis.

Atlantis suddenly exploded, and many

Of the giggling macho squirrels

took part in a ceremony

sacrificing Lemmings floppies to the

Bean babies of the world.

This was really, really sad.

So the lemmings floppies escaped

and got some random people

to shout, while being dragged

right into the murky aqueduct.

This bizarre ritual caused untoward

men to run around the

echoing halls of the dead.

But then mummies emerged from

The island of Japanese turtles.

Then Vietnamese animals started to

Attack all with frilly hats!

A grey, depressed elephant guy

(TOTPD!)

Filled his trunk with coconuts...